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Ardenist Prayer Book

Posted by longshadowsfall on 2007.07.01 at 11:01
Current Music: Epiphany- Bare
Because she's amazing (and a little crazy :p), the wonderful armageddoni rewrote some prayers to makes them Michael-y. And by 'some' I mean 'her entire prayer book'.

Sign of the Cutiepie (Sign of the Cross)

In the name of Michael, and of John, and baseball and sushi, amen.

Act of the Sobbing Fangirl (Act of Contrition)

Oh Michael, I am heartily sorry for having offended you and I detest all my sins, because I dread the loss of you and the pains of TSW ('cause she's the devil and all). But most of all because I have offended you, Michael, who are all good and completely deserving of my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of your music, to confess all my sins, to do penance and to amend my life. Amen.

Hail Michael (Hail Mary)

Hail Michael, full of grace, John is with thee. Blessed art though amongst fangirls, and blessed is the fruit of thy acting skills. Holy Michael, lover of John, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

Our Michael (Our Father)

Our Michael, who art onstage, hallow be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, offstage as it is onstage. Give us this day our daily glomp and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against you. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from TSW. Amen.

Ardenist's Creed (Apostle's Creed)

I believe in John, the Lover Almighty, Creator of happy Michael smiles; and in Michael, his one true love, our God, who survived a sad childhood, born in Texas USA, suffered from mucho paleness, fell in love, acted and played baseball. His love was stolen by TSW; the third day he cried a lot. He will ascend into happiness, and sit right next to John, the Lover Almighty; from thence, he shall come to have a massive fanbase. I believe in hot subway love, the Holy Food of Sushi, hot staircase love, games of baseball, the destruction of TSW, and Tony's everlasting. Amen.

Prayer to Michael the Cutiepie (Prayer to God)

Almighty Michael, my eternal cutiepie, from the fullness of my soul I adore you. I am deeply grateful that you made Bare awesome with your voice and acting. Direct me to love You with all my heart, with my whole mind, and with all my fangirlyness. Direct me to love all your musicals as I love you. O, my cutiepie, my fangirlyness longs to just meet you and bask in your awesomeness. Have that wonderful music touch my soul (haha!) so that I may love you as much as other do, and as your beloved lover John does. Amen.

Morning Prayer (title not changed)

In the name of our God Michael Arden, I will begin the day. I thank you, Michael, for having preserved me during the night. I will do my best to spread the adorable love that is you to others, and to not have them reject me as a freak. My dear hugbunny Michael, watch over me this day. John the Almighty Lover, take care of Michael. St. Whoever-gives-Michael-a-Tony and all the saints-on-the-committee-that-votes-for-Michael, pray for me.

For a sick person

O cutiepie of mercies and God of all huggles, our only hug in time of need; we humbly beseech thee to behold, visit, and hug thy sick servant (insert name here) for whom our hugs are desired. Look upon them with the eyes of thy prettiness; comfort them with a glimpse of thy smile; preserve them from temptations of TSW; and give them patience under their affliction. In thy good time, hug and smile at the same time, and enable them to lead the rest of their life with you as their God and obsession; and grant that they may get to see you perform in Bare with John, the Lover Almighty. Amen.

Before a meal

Smile at us, O Michael, and these yummy gifts which we are about to munch on like the Holy Sushi you munched on with John the Almighty Lover. May TSW be vanquished, and may you both be reunited and play a game of baseball as yummy as the food we're about to eat. Amen.

After meals

We give thee hugs for all thy smiles, o Almighty Michael who acts and sings for everlasting Tonys. Amen.

I take zero credit for this, it all goes to Ai :)


armageddoni at 2007-07-01 16:40 (UTC) (Link)
*blushes* Aw... you posted them... *hides in embaressment*
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